I was with my boyfriend and his two little cousins, ages 9 and 5, and we were driving down to get some food when the five year old says..
"I'm going to merry Mallory."
I then ask,"how do you know Nicks not going to merry me?"
He said,"I will kick his butt."
I then said,"well then I'm sure you're going to win because he really hates me."
So the 9 year old says,"how could you hate such a beautiful woman?!"
Thus making my day. So funny.
Friends sense kindergarten, can’t you tell?